“The universe stops for everyone. Everyone except one.”

Amid the prefect badges, school blazers and empty B&H packets, a secret lurks that will send shivers down the spine of a small community. Kev goes out with Lisa, Lisa lives down the same road as Jack, Jack hangs out with Ben.

But on a warm sunny day, when they should have been at school, events take a darker turn and it’s no longer just a laugh.

A dark, lyrical tale of teenage tragedy, The Captain of the School Football Team is a dizzying journey through the irrevocable events of one summer’s day.

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“Magnificence... The dialogue in modern teenager vernacular and the narrative containing verse and rhymes reminiscent of Mike Skinner, the tale rose to crescendo deftly and steadily.”

★★★★★ Remote Goat

“Kenneth Emson’s use of poetic dialogue coupled with inner-city slang creates a punchy little opener about playground jealousy.”

Totally Theatre

“Its rollicking verse style evokes memories of happy-go-lucky schooldays in a manner reminiscent of Willy Russell's Blood Brothers, before tearing off the rose-tinted spectacles... The play delivers a lesson about the unplumbed darkness present even in people or situations we thought safe and familiar.”

British Theatre Guide

“The language has a delicious rhythmic quality, depicting school life and sincere tragedy.”

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